remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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