There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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