we have officially lost it.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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