I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
last night I used snow as a chaser
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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