I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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