Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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