I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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