Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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