idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I would fuck him just for his dog
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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