Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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