So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The air was thick with penises
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i now understand why vodka
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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