never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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