just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Quick, to the slutcave!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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