I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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