my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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