Whod you bang
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
please come you make the beer taste better
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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