Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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