Its about making memories worth repressing
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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