I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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