Are we in a gay sports bar?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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