11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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