For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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