I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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