AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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