He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the condom got lost in my hair
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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