I look better un-naked...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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