I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You smell like stripper and shame
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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