69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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