you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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