But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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