Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Randomize
