Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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