her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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