i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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