Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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