I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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