Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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