I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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