DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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