promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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