I think I am morally bankrupt
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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