i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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