ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Four minutes until I can fart!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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