You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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