sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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