So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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