They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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