Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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