every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
