Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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